Research

Years of sifting through thrift stores have honed my focus for this year’s swimsuit search.  Reading numerous articles on the right suit to emphasize my lady parts, I abandoned it all for a potential camel toe. Mostly because of my love of orange. Sold by the use of organic materials and sustainable methods. That or the freckled model.

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